Just who is this mysterious fellow hiding behind his keyboard?
So having made it this long into our relationship, gentle reader, I think it’s high time I began to peel back the layers and let you into my world.
Who am I?
I’m a man, much like yourself, I reckon. Just like you, I have hopes and dreams, and plans for the future.
For instance, one day I would like to star in an action movie. Furthermore, I would like to do a scene in said action movie where I expose my buttocks.
This is a proud tradition in action movies, one that’s fallen by the wayside in the 21st century, what with our CGI and our franchise filmmaking. Apparently, mens’ butts simply don’t skew to the proper demographics anymore, and that’s truly unfortunate.
My fervent wish is to bring the heroic butt shot back, to remind modern audiences what they’ve been missing.
And let’s be honest here, people: do you think I go to the gym six days a week to go ahead and NOT do a heroic butt shot in a movie? Are you seriously that naive?
No, this is important More to the point, it’s the right thing to do.
So, with any luck, I’ll see you all in 2015. And you’ll see me, too.
From the waist down.
And facing away from the camera. Because this isn’t Europe, and there are some lines you simply don’t cross….
Pryorball. 