The rules are as follows:
1. Attendance Is Mandatory.
2. Promptness Is Mandatory.
3. Silence Is Mandatory.
4. Attention Must Be Paid At All Times.
5. There Will Be Periodic, Unscheduled Testing to Verify Retention Of Information.
6. Testing Is Mandatory.
7. Testing Can Be Rescheduled Once Per Term Session.
8. A Balanced Diet Is Mandatory.
9. Maintaining A Tidy Living Space Is Mandatory.
10. Outside Media Is Strictly Forbidden.
11. Inside Media Is Acceptable, But Strongly Discouraged.
12. All Participants Must Be Properly Medicated At All Times.
13. Loud Clothing Will Not Be Tolerated Under Any Circumstances.
14. Dairy Products Must Be Consumed On The Same Day As Purchased.
15. Pets Are Not Allowed.
16. Haircuts Must Be Tasteful And Subdued At All Times.
17. Improper Grammar Will Not Be Tolerated.
18. Direct Eye Contact With Peers Is Strictly Forbidden.
19. Direct Eye Contact With Superiors Is Mandatory.
21. Locking Doors Will Be Treated As A Hostile Action.
22. Participants Must Be Asleep By 10 P.M., No Exceptions.
23. Additional Rules May Be Instituted As Needed.
24. Additional Rules Are Subject To Both Immediate And Retroactive Compliance.
25. Compliance Is Mandatory.
26. Noncompliance Will Result In Exile.
27. Exile Will Result In Death.
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