The old saying, of course, is that a picture is worth a thousand words. So obviously, when you have a thousand words that need saying, but there simply isn’t time, you need to bring in a professional.
You need an Image Finder!
Image finders are trained extensively in the art of finding the perfect picture to encapsulate everything you’re incapable of articulating.
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There is literally no end to the ways that pictures are superior to words! Don’t believe me? Check this out:
This guy agrees with us! And doesn’t he look like he knows what he’s talking about?
Of course he does!
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